SATIRE: “Oh for sure, I’m one of the good apples, and it’s totally fair to give me the responsibility of fixing the system,” said one cop. “I mean, I even think that murder is wrong!"
The COVID-19 death toll makes death and the resulting absence of loved ones difficult to grasp.
SATIRE: “It’s true, the phrase is catchy and gets the point across,” said the lead researcher of one recent trial. “However, its observed use skyrocketed so quickly that its effect has turned around markedly.”
SATIRE: “It’s true,” commented one top administrator. “After a certain threshold for annual income, the federal government starts giving you insider information on the state of public health.”